I am terrified at the thought of getting a girl pregnant. The very first time I had sex, the girl told me she was on birth control, but I used a condom anyway. And I still got her pregnant.
Now admittedly, I'm not much to look at. But as a senior in college there's not much to lose. So at the end of the night in a crowded bar, I sent an anonymous drink to the hottest girl in the building. Amidst all the guys hitting on her, she was so intrigued that she convinced the bartender to tell her who sent it. She came over, thanked me personally, and took me home with her. Best drink I ever bought.
My girlfriend lives in Philadelphia and I live in Nashville, so we only get to spend "quality time" together about once a month. We decided to rent a villa up on the Poconos for a romantic weekend for Valentines Day. When we returned from dinner we noticed that it was pretty chilly in the house. After further evaluating the situation, we determined that the heat was broken. Awesome. So, we spent the next 2 nights freezing in sub 40 degree weather, facing death in these frozen conditions. Also, my girlfriend suffered from being extremely unsatisfied, thanks to my inability to "perform" under these adverse conditions.
I brought a pretty girl back to my college dorm one time and we started making out on my bed. About ten minutes into it, I noticed something felt a little strange. I pulled away and was terrified to see her face covered in my blood. Apparently my nose bleeds when I get excited. I am still scarred to this day.