February 15, 2010 5:09:33 PM EST Unlucky - Sex

My girlfriend lives in Philadelphia and I live in Nashville, so we only get to spend "quality time" together about once a month. We decided to rent a villa up on the Poconos for a romantic weekend for Valentines Day. When we returned from dinner we noticed that it was pretty chilly in the house. After further evaluating the situation, we determined that the heat was broken. Awesome. So, we spent the next 2 nights freezing in sub 40 degree weather, facing death in these frozen conditions. Also, my girlfriend suffered from being extremely unsatisfied, thanks to my inability to "perform" under these adverse conditions.

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